Paul Simon and Art Garfunkel are just friends. I mean, it’s not like they’re practically humping each other in every picture ever taken of them ever. And it’s not like they’ve known each other since grade school and, during their adolescence, spent whole evenings staring into each other’s mouths to practice diction. And it’s ESPECIALLY not like Art’s ever mused about what Paul might be like in bed, and made said musing available to the public, and included in it words like ‘riding’, ‘caressing’ and ‘stroking’. Please. Take your disturbing predilections elsewhere.someone on a S&G Slash blog.